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i am more than a leg

basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal


video game meme → [1/7] sceneries - bioshock infinite


brackenstar:

tfw a character is you, your son, and your husband


whiteboyfriend:

justrudithings:

whiteboyfriend:

white grapes are green and red grapes are purple who named these things

I think they are named for the delicious product that can be made of grapes :P

"hold on jim, let’s not name these grapes until we see what color they are when we make them alcoholic"


croutoncat:

August is like the sunday of summer vacation





siriusblaque:

narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew

she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would probably want to triple-check that my nemesis was, you know, actually deceased

voldemort had actual doubts about snape

narcissa swans on by without a whisper, without a second glance


lion:

when someone reading in class and your name is in the story

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offendedwhiteboy:

when you try to type ‘yeah’ and accidentally type ‘yesh’

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alt-j:

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does


"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
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